Friday, August 15, 2008

If you need to buy a false leg for a horse ...

... then please do not raise the funds through petty larceny. Seriously, I couldn't make this stuff up if I had to.

Joyce Bernann McKinney was charged in Carter County with criminal conspiracy to commit aggravated burglary, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and failure to appear in court, said lawyer David Crockett, who represented her in the Tennessee case. She is accused of instructing a 15-year-old boy to break into a house, and Crockett said she needed the money to buy a false leg for a beloved horse.

Of course, this isn't the first time McKinney has been in the news. In 1977 she kidnapped a Mormon missionary and made him her "sex slave". From there, she jumped bail before the case went to trial only to resurface recently after paying Korean scientists $53,000 to clone her dog.

This woman is a nexus of crazy.

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